Try to come up with your funny if clauses...
- If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
- If your husband is amazing, call your doctor and let him know you've found the correct does of your medication.
- If you think lawyer jokes are funny, next time you're in a jam, call a comedian.
- If I were to run, I'd run a republican. They are the dumbest group of voters in the country.
